May you not be slaughtered by teenagers while fighting for a good seat at The Hunger Games.

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Congratulations on not being remotely young enough to be picked for the Hunger Games.

Advance Happy Birthday to me!

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Let’s kick off spring by sitting in a dark theater watching teenagers murder each other.

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salbehe:

Mga kabataan talaga ngayon..

.. walang pera.

(Source: lheya)

thehungergamestriology:

Amandla Stenberg on her character Rue

jenniferdaily:

Jennifer talking about Katniss.

“You don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope.”

(Source: rainyglows)

I can’t even afford a staycation

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I hope you get stung by a stingray so I can finally pee on you without having to explain myself.

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I may have over-trusted that fart.

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